Okay, first of all, forthesimplelife, the short answer to this question is “I have no idea, but I am not mad at you for asking,” and you (and...
I pull my shirt on
Walk out the door
Drag my feet along the floor
settle for an asshole just because you’re bored or lonely. you deserve someone that will:
- appreciate all of the nice things you do for him
- praise all of your accomplishments
- cheer you up when you’ve had a bad day
- hold you when you cry
- respect you
- choose you over every slut and hoe
- make you feel beautiful
- prove how much you mean to them
- be your best friend
- love you
be patient. all of those things are worth waiting for.
Some men are took in
by this Hollywood glamor stuff
and some men are not.
I cannot imagine any witch of a woman
casting a spell over you.
Lies, lies, inside and out, all lies.
My, but you have an impressive judicial air!
Of course you don’t really mean to be insulting!
No, just realistic.
There isn’t a goddam thing
but imagination!
I don’t tell truth,
I tell what /ought/ to be truth.
And lies
and conceit
and tricks!
Don’t say I lied to you.
Let’s turn the light on here.
The blind are leading the blind!
What it means is
I’ve never had a real good look at you,
Blanche.
What do you want?
Voulez-vous coucher
avec moi ce soir?
You’re not clean enough
to bring in the house
with my mother.
Please don’t get up.
I’m only passing through.
Voice broke, I laughed, and I showed my messy room. Boom, triple threat.
Rick Sontaran
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Okay, so my brother is working on a documentary called Positively Beautiful, and he asked me to set up the Tumblr page for it. Well, I’m not really sure how to advertise for a film, and since I don’t work on the film myself, all I had to work with was the info he gave me. Anyways, I was wondering if you guys could maybe check out the page, or reblog this so that any one interested might see…?
Many thanks!
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consultingtimelorddemonhunter:
The cutest smile through another point of view :)
How can I not reblog this?
You can’t. So do I.
#HIS LEG #IS BENT #UP IN #THE AIR #O #M #G #David Tennant #is so adorable I just want to squeeze him until he squeaks
OH MY GOD I NEVER NOTICED THAT HE IS SO ADORABLE I CAN’T
*The cutest smile through any point of view.
There, I fixed it for you.
That’s ok. I didn’t want my ovaries anyway…
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Rottweil, Baden-Wurttemberg, Germany (by SBA73)
I just looked Rottweil up, because I know my dad’s from Baden Wurttemberg.
Turns out my dad grew up about 118 km (about 73 miles) away from there - an hour and a half away by bus.
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